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On Friday my seven-year-old son was getting dressed for school when the conversation below took place, and it of course made me crack up and thank the powers that be for sending him to me. This convo is another shining example of how my son’s brain works.  Blake: Today is a weird day. I’m supposed to wear green.Me: For St. Patrick’s Day?Blake:...

Do you ever have one of those weeks that leaves you asking, “WTF?”? Yeah, that’s me this week…and it’s only Wednesday. It has been one thing after another. Most moments have actually been laughable now that I look back on them, but at the time, they upset me. My week thus far: Monday night: My husband I were getting dinner on the...

One of the topics I love to write about on this site is the things my kids say that make us laugh. Every day is something new with them. There are days they make me laugh so hard my stomach hurts. But today’s post isn’t about something one of the kids said. Today is about me and a flighty moment I had yesterday. The Backstory: I have very bad eyesight and as a result, I either have to wear glasses or my contacts. Otherwise, I can’t see. (Seriously, I’m legally blind without them.) On Sunday, while I was working,...

Do you see the picture below? Looks yummy, right? Well, it is…when it’s fresh. Seriously, it’s one of those meals I gorge myself on when I cook it because it tastes so dang delicious. But if I try to eat it the next day….GAG CITY! NO JOKE! See, I’m one of those people who think reheated chicken tastes funny. Actually, it’s...

I know I just shared a post about my son the other day, but I have to share the conversation we had on Tuesday tonight while on the way to my daughter’s private trombone lesson. Son: “Mom, you know you shouldn’t litter. If you do you’ll go to the place where they arrest people.” Me: “You mean a jail?” Blake: “Yes....

I have shared with all of you several times about the things my son says that either crack me up or leave me scratching my head and asking, “What the hell?” Seriously, that boy has no filter. If it’s on his mind, it’s out his mouth, no matter where we are. Here’s another one of our conversations. Fortunately, this time we were at...

I can’t believe it’s been several weeks since we met my mom to pick up the newest member of our family. But it has. And let me tell you…it’s been an interesting few weeks filled with hilarious moments and frustrating ones. In that time, we’ve grown to love this little face. And how couldn’t we? Look at it! I never knew one...

It snowed last night while we slept. It didn’t amount to much, but apparently it put Patrick in a playful mood because he made several “snowmen” during the night with leftover marshmallows from his showdown with Uncle Si. I must say, he did a darn good job, don’t you think? ...

Uncle Si vs. Patrick, the Elf on the Shelf…who will win in this epic Marshmallow Showdown? Today is the sixth day in The 25 Days of Christmas with Patrick, our Elf on the Shelf. And today he is joined by none other than Duck Dynasty’s much loved Uncle Si. You can’t really tell who the winner in this Marshmallow Showdown was. There were marshmallows...

It’s day five of The 25 Days of Christmas with Patrick, our Elf on the Shelf. That means there’s only twenty days until Christmas. We’re not ready yet. Are you? I know we still have a ton of shopping to do. And did I mention all the wrapping? Plus I’m making all of the kids and my boyfriend homemade presents. Two days ago I made all...